Sunday, November 30, 2008
JD Ryznar to Host 2008 Channy Awards
Free Science Faxtion MP3

http://www.landsharkpromotion.com/science-faxtion.html
New band featuring Bootsy, Buckethead, Brain, and others!
Check out more on their myspace page:
The Hot Kid
The Hot Kid
by Elmore Leonard
Published by William Morrow
320 pages, 2005
Finished this over the weekend - I like it better than "Cuba Libre" the last Leonard novel I read.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
What's On Tap
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![]() Unlimited Release This is our unique version of an ancient style. A style as old as the ocean trade routes of the last centuries Great Ships. Not as old as the equator they had to cross twice enroute, nor as old as the 10,000 or so miles of Di-Hydrogen Oxide and Sodium upon which they sailed, but older than the Circulithium-4 Lentloid that binds the Lupulin Quartnate onto your taste buds. Weird. Think about it. Now stop. OK, go again, now stop. Think again, and stop. But we digress. Made with 43 different hops and 65 various malts, this redolent ale will likely float your boat, whatever planet you're on. Thanks for your trust, and as always:Think Globally, Drink Locally!! Say "LAH-GOO-KNEE-TUSS" | |
Friday, November 28, 2008
Turkey Beer Brats UPDATE
Nutrition (per serving)
- Calories 120 Calories From Fat 80 Total Fat 9.0 g Saturated Fat 2.0 g Trans Fat.0 g
Note that these Brats are still 2/3rds (66%) fat. I thought I'd check them out because Jennie-O does sell some healthy turkey products, most which our labelled "EXTRA LEAN."
Of course, the claim that they are 50% less fat than pork bratwurst, to me would have to mean that that pork bratwursts are 133% fat. Now I know they may be 90+ % fat, but could someone please explain to me how something that has 50% of the fat content of something else can still be 66+ % fat? I'll copy this to Jennie-O also, and I'm anxious to see who is the first person who can explain this kind of math to me!
From Brookston Beer Bulletin
Turkey Beer Brats
If you can't manage a whole turkey, but still want some beer and turkey for Thanksgiving, Jennie-O makes a "Fully Cooked Turkey Beer Bratwurst." They're made with Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat Beer.
According to the website, Jennie-O Turkey Store, their "fully-cooked turkey bratwursts are the only fully-cooked brats available that are made with 100 percent turkey meat. Our Turkey Beer Bratwursts are ready to heat and serve in minutes, and with 50 percent less fat than USDA data for cooked pork bratwurst, they are easy on your waistline."

Featured Beer: Kalamazoo Stout

from http://www.bellsbeer.com/
A full-bodied stout with plenty of roast flavor. Kalamazoo Stout is available year round, leading our vast portfolio of stouts.
Original Gravity:
1.063
Alc. by Vol.:
6.0% - 220 cal. per 12 oz.
Avail. Pkgs.:
4/6/12 oz. bottles (case), 15.5 gal. keg
Dates Available:
Year Round
January 1st through December
State Availability:
FL, IA, IN, KY, MI, MN, MO, NC, ND, OH, PA, VA, WI
The Batch ID that you entered '8773', is a Bell's Kalamazoo Stout. Your Bell's Kalamazoo Stout was packaged on October 2, 2008
I found this six-pack at Jack's corner store / gas station at Airline & Hile - I can only hope they keep carrying it!
LIFE GOES SLEEPING by Reed Farrell Coleman
Hardcover: 271 pagesPublisher: Permanent Press
August 1991
ISBN: 1877946052
Just finished this one, I've read some short stories but this is the first full-length I've read by this author. While I was reading this, news came out that he has collaborated with Ken Bruen on a new book TOWER to come out next year - I can't wait! I also finished Bruen's ONCE WERE COPS a week or so ago and that one was as brilliant as ever!
MASTER OF ALL MAGIC MAN
The Master of All Magic Man
Opening boxes….
Flying through the darkest hour
Drinking whiskey
Underneath the blindman spotlight
Crystal clear is what I hear
Focussing down on all there is
And that is where….
I retire in the distant midnight.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
IAN FLEMING - CASINO ROYALE
WGRD Presents 12/20/08 The Verve Pipe Special Performances by The Hard Lessons and TwoFiveSix.
Axl Rose demands apology from Dr Pepper
MSNBC.com |
Axl Rose demands apology from Dr Pepper
LOS ANGELES - Axl Rose and the band are bubbling over with anger at Dr Pepper's botched soda giveaway.
The Guns N' Roses singer is accusing the beverage maker of profiting from the band's name — and then bungling its promised giveaway of a free 20-ounce soda to every person in America.
The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in the country if the band's "Chinese Democracy" album were released this year. Notorious for being delayed since recording began in 1994, the album went on sale Sunday.
While the band finally made good with "Chinese Democracy," Dr Pepper did not, lawyer Alan Gutman, who represents Rose and the band, said in a letter to Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc. dated Tuesday.
The soda-maker's Web site malfunctioned during the 24 hours it offered the free pop to consumers on Sunday, causing many fans to get upset, said the Beverly Hills-based attorney.
"The redemption scheme your company clumsily implemented for this offer was an unmitigated disaster which defrauded consumers and, in the eyes of vocal fans, 'ruined' the day of 'Chinese Democracy's' release," Gutman wrote. "Now it is time to clean up the mess."
The lawyer demanded a full-page apology in The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, USA Today and The Wall Street Journal; an expanded time period to redeem the soda; and "an appropriate payment to our clients for the unauthorized use and abuse of their publicity and intellectual property rights." He did not say how much was being sought.
"Had you wished to engage in a commercial tie-in with our clients, you should have negotiated a legitimate relationship," he wrote.
A Dr Pepper spokesman did not address the demands, simply saying it was "a fun giveaway" that the company took great steps to fulfill.
The company extended the promotion by 18 hours through 6 p.m. EST Monday, and set up a toll-free line and an interactive voice recorder to accept coupon requests because of demand, he said.
"This was one of the largest responses we have ever received for a giveaway, and we're happy we were able to satisfy the thirst of so many Dr Pepper fans," he said.
The dispute comes after rapper 50 Cent sued Taco Bell Corp. this year, seeking $4 million in damages and claiming the fast-food restaurant chain used his name without permission in advertising asking him to change his name.
The rapper was upset by a print ad run by the Mexican-themed chain asking him to call himself 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu. His real name is Curtis Jackson.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Don't do these while drinking!
Free Books for the Holidays!
Best Stuffing

Satuday Evening at the M.A.C.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008
From the Onion
GM Covered With Giant Tarp Until It Has Money To Work On Cars Again
November 25, 2008 | Issue 44•48
DETROIT—The General Motors Corporation announced Monday that it has covered its main production plant with a 500,000-square-foot blue tarp until it can get some revenue together to work on its cars again. "The rear-axle assembly line is all out of whack, and the carburetor department needs a complete rebuild," CEO G. Richard Wagoner, Jr. said while wiping his hands with an oily rag. "It's going to be at least a $50 billion job. Goddamn piece of shit American car industry." According to Wagoner, the automotive giant spent its last $18 on cinder blocks to help secure the tarp. 
Monday, November 24, 2008
4-Pack of the week: Founders Backwoods Bastard Bourbon Barrel Aged Ale
Brownbag Monday: Southern Hemisphere HARVEST Fresh Hop Ale
Our newest addition to our Harvest family is Southern Hemisphere Harvest. This is the first time we know of that an American brewer has put out a beer with fresh-picked hops from the southern hemisphere. The inaugural ale will debut in late April and will feature fresh Pacific Hallertau, New Zealand Motueka and New Zealand Southern Cross hops, all from New Zealand.
Like our Celebration Ale, the fresh hops in this beer are dried right after being picked then shipped immediately to Chico for brewing so that they retain their peak aromatics and flavors. To ensure the freshest hops possible, we went to the added expense of flying these hops from New Zealand to Chico so we could brew with them the week after they were picked.
Southern Hemisphere Harvest Press Release
| alcohol content 6.7% by volume | yeast Ale Yeast |
| beginning gravity 14.7 Plato | bittering hops Pacific Halertau |
| ending gravity 3.9 Plato | finishing hops New Zealand Motueka & New Zealand Southern Cross |
| bitterness units 66 | malts Pale & Caramel |
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Bell's Eccentric Day: Dec. 5th = Anyone interested?

"After much deliberation we have decided to thrown (sic) another Eccentric Day! Doors open at 9 am and will close at 1 am. Join us for great food, beer and hooplah. There will be a $1 cover charge at the door to cover a few extra incidentals this year. Come dressed eccentrically please. The only other requirement is that everyone enjoy themselves responsibly."

Saturday, November 22, 2008
Sprecher Pub Brown Ale

Seven varieties of malted barley are combined to give this English-style ale its complex flavor and deep, brown color. A select British yeast culture adds a subtle fruitiness and a blend of choice hops gives this non-bitter ale a soft finish.
Alcohol by Volume: 4.5%
Degrees Plato (Initial Gravity): 12P
Weeks Aged: 4
Bitterness Units: 17 IBU
Year First Brewed: 1997
Recommended Serving Temperature: 55°
Malts: Caramel, Chocolate, Munich, Pale, Victory
Hops: Fuggles, Northern Brewer
Sizes: 1/4 and 1/2 Barrels, 16oz Bottles
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
A DIET OF TREACLE - LAWRENCE BLOCK

As good as these early novels are, I can't want to see what later Lawrence Block novels are like - I may have started on a bad foot with the Matthew Scudder series - or maybe I need to give those books another try - this one along with Cinderella Sims are amazing in my mind - and these are supposed to be inferior to later work! ----
on another note - now that I've caught up with the Jack Taylor novels - I've decided to give Ken Bruen's new one ONCE WERE COPS a try - and it is once again more genius - I'm still working my way though the early stuff as well!





